How Smart Can Make An Impact in the USA

admin — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:37:43 +0000

In America, we generally like our automobiles big, loud and fast. So how can the people at SMART think their tiny, fuel efficient fortwo will sell in the United States? Outside of major metropolitan areas like New York and Los Angeles few people may think they have any need for a Smart Car. Luckily, we’ve thought of a few ways Smart advertisers can win the ~~wallets~~ hearts of American car buyers.

Make Smart fortwo Seem Bigger

The whole concept of the fortwo is a comfortable two-seater that’s doesn’t bother with extra space for passengers, or cargo for that matter. But you can still give the appearance that a Smart is larger than life. Why not throw some 3 ft tall rims on your Smart, along with a rope ladder, and take on any Chevy Blazer on the road.

Make Smart Faster

Your average fortwo reaches a top speed of 70 miles per hour. Not bad if you’re trying to merge into rush hour traffic. We like to get where we have to be fast – no time for waiting. If special edition fortwo cars came with an enhanced sports car engine they may gain popularity – at least in the Midwest.

Can a Smart Car be Patriotic?

Smart Cars seem very European to some. Try introducing a camouflaged or American flag painted fortwo, maybe have its horn blast “God Bless America.”

Compare Smart Cars to Petite Girls

What do car, beer and body spray commercials all have in common? Skinny hot girls. If you surround a Smart Car with enough bikini clad chicks and take a picture, you’ll at least grab someone’s attention.

Is she sitting in a Smart? Does anyone care?

Little Car, Big Balls

It’s already been proven that a Smart can take a 70 mile per hour crash, head on, and contain any humans safely inside. This proves that size doesn’t matter at all – it’s what you do with it.

20 Cute Smart Car Pictures

admin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:01:09 +0000

It’s the season of giving all across the globe, and what better to use as a stocking stuffer than a cute, tiny, fuel efficient and affordable Smart Car. We trekked around the world (via Google Image Search that is) and tracked down 20 of the cutest Smart Car designs out there.

The lily plants are blooming oddly this season.

If I don’t move I should be able to blend right in!

Tough guy Smart ForTwo.

Excuse me, you’re in my spot.

Rockin’ the ones and twos.

Mafia Smart stops for pizza, and doesn’t know nothing bout anything.

Wikipedia Smart? That’s too much reading for one car.

Smart ForRally!

The grandparents of Smart ForTwo.

Either that car is tiny, or this girl and her parents are giants!

You think you’re so Smart!

Didn’t know Pontiac was making Smart Cars. (Aztek joke)

Smart now comes in a convenient microwavable package.

Oh Hai! Smart ForTwo goes on tour!

I know how to park, I’m just feeling lazy today.

Inspector Clouseau even rocks a Smart.

Redbull gives you wings!

Need a lift?

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

A nearly naked Smart Car!